normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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