David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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