I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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