Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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