i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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