Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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