I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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