We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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