oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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