So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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