You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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