You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
