i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
