I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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