carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
he thought i was a dude.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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