Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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