I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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