some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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