You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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