There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize