i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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