yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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