this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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