Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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