now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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