I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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