i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Randomize
