Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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