Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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