end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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