what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm too high and old for this...
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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