Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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