how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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