he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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