break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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