Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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