i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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