Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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