Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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