I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Randomize
