If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
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