Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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