carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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