Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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