No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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