You can't special order awesome
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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