found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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