She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
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