"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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