he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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