it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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