Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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