ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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