Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
My feet surprised me
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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